I’ve been hearing about their gourmet mountain pies for some time. This trip, I got to see a menu and eat a pie. These are pizzas sold by the pound. Says the menu:
One pound: 1-2 people or one voracious wolverine.
Two pounds: 2-3 people or a half-dozen mongeese.
Three pounds: 4-5 people or two Diamese gorillas
Five pounds: 6-7 people or one wooly mammoth*
(*) It is currently impossible to acquire a wooly mammoth.