I’ve been hearing about their gourmet mountain pies for some time. This trip, I got to see a menu and eat a pie. These are pizzas sold by the pound. Says the menu:

One pound: 1-2 people or one voracious wolverine.

Two pounds: 2-3 people or a half-dozen mongeese.

Three pounds: 4-5 people or two Diamese gorillas

Five pounds: 6-7 people or one wooly mammoth*

(*) It is currently impossible to acquire a wooly mammoth.