Sniffen Packets

With a name like Sniffen, it's got to smell good.

Stupidest AutoDialer Ever

Left on an answering machine:

"This message is for *name*.  
If you are not *name*, please hang up or disconnect. 
If you are *name*, please continue to listen to this message. 
There will now be a 3 second pause on this message. 
By continuing to listen to this message, you acknowledge you are *name*."

The answering machine is clearly insufficiently voice-activated.